Facts About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Random Chuck Norris Fact: Top Thirty Facts
Posted November 17, 2005 3:50 PM
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Awesome!
mac guidera, November 17, 2005 8:46 PM
Ha. But Chuck Norris was never a huge pop star in Germany, like the Hoffmeister, eh ?
And Chuckie didnt get a huge thank-you from the Kleenex company for inventing Baywatch...
--* Bill
Wild Bill, November 17, 2005 9:25 PM
I just keep picturing this foot briefly popping into existance and knocking Amelia Earhart unconscious somewhere over the Pacific. And I can't stop laughing.
Damien, November 17, 2005 11:25 PM
There is a Vin Diesel one too on the same site. The one that had me laughing hysterically:
"There is no 'I' in team. There are two 'I's in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team."
LOL
Rock, November 21, 2005 9:52 PM
hEY i WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU I'M INTRISTED
ADAM pASSARELLI, December 7, 2005 9:00 AM
you suck
Anonymous, April 14, 2006 10:46 PM
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